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when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.
Dustin said, "I beef whistled a gook ham in that bathroom back there."
by Sprant Burjong September 22, 2009
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