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derived: A Zach's special word meaning many great things in the world of nonsense, goojje derived from ancient times in the mystic tops of Wisconsin, arrived on a majestic morning.

meaning: hug,kiss,cuddle,and kill

no other synonyms or antonyms for this word if you try you will get killed by samuri anthony who lives in a ultra dimension who is a level beyond other samuri's
boy:"goojje me," please.
girl: No, wierdo.......who even are you...

the boy didnt goojje a girl because he was a wierd person
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n. (goo-jerr). a member of the online community known as Gamers With Jobs (gamerswithjobs.com), a tight-knit group of opinionated gamers who happen to be in some state of employment.
I met up online last night with a bunch of Goodjers and fragged some bastards.
Goodjer by Mills.Fokk December 16, 2009
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A guy who would rather cum inside of a tin can that spiel with the homies…
That goojer hasn’t played Xbox with us in months.
goojer by Graggus December 13, 2021

goonjelqing

goonjelqing is the act of jelqing in unison with a goon squad this is proven to increase the effectiveness of jelqing hence its popularity
yo bro wanna have a cheeky goonjelqing sesh at my gaf
goonjelqing by goonjelqing October 17, 2023

Hoojie Goojie

The name for weed
did u see cormac and Billy smoking hoojie goojie out the back?

shaniqua bought €50 worth of hoojie goojie off Lorraine yesterday
An involuntary act of spewing word vomit from the anus while not taking into consideration the unfortunate illegal act he is commiting.

Also a robust flatulent individual known for consuming mass quantities of used condoms up his rectum. He enjoys this act.
WOW. that guy really knows how to gooje. fuck that.

OMG HES GOOJING! LOOK AWAY! lolz
Gooje by LWIZZLE January 17, 2008
the crazy old folk who say, " Damn youngins."
Those goojies got lit up by the crazy nuck if u buck people.
goojies by chirs whittemore June 1, 2005
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