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Definition ~gonna make looking for a new place to live my first priority

Origin: a word that occurred from not watching what ur typing, and not realizing that all of what was being typed was not actually being typed due to stupid lil pop-ups; this word became a very popular abbreviation as a result!
I'm gooity.
Gooity by sweet_delirium June 8, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
the words gross, goofy, and musty all together

this word can be used to describe a person, place, or thing

created by elise and cameron
“EW this lunch is so gooisty”
“ My ex is so gooisty”
“Why he look so gooisty”
gooisty by gooistygurl October 24, 2022
A word the is a combination for the words gross, goofy, and musty.
This can be used to describe a person, place, or thing.
Created by Cameron and Elise
“The school food is so gooisty”
“Have you seen me ex’s post, it’s so gooisty?”
gooisty by gooistygurls October 24, 2022

Gooty Hole 

When the vagina is so loose from having intercourse that it stretches out and actually connects to the anal sphincter.
"Getting all up in dat" gooty hole is found very pleasurable.
1: Ay dawg you fuck dat hoe in da ass o da pussy?

2: Man what da fuck you talkin bout I fucked both at the same time!

1: DAT BITCH GOT A GOOTY HOLE?!

2: HAYYULLL YEAHHHH
Gooty Hole by Herbley November 5, 2009
Infinitely good. The most bestest good. The goodest good there is.
That burger was the best I've ever had, it was goodity.
goodity by dk6114 July 18, 2014

gooty aru 

gotta run
I see the bus, gooty aru! TTYL!!
gooty aru by chinachewy May 17, 2021
A sleep walking stick for people with introspective x-ray vision
"I never expected to see such gootyam, but there it was just the same."
gootyam by gootyam July 29, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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