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Definition ~gonna make looking for a new place to live my first priority

Origin: a word that occurred from not watching what ur typing, and not realizing that all of what was being typed was not actually being typed due to stupid lil pop-ups; this word became a very popular abbreviation as a result!
I'm gooity.
Gooity by sweet_delirium June 8, 2004
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the words gross, goofy, and musty all together

this word can be used to describe a person, place, or thing

created by elise and cameron
“EW this lunch is so gooisty”
“ My ex is so gooisty”
“Why he look so gooisty”
gooisty by gooistygurl October 24, 2022
A word the is a combination for the words gross, goofy, and musty.
This can be used to describe a person, place, or thing.
Created by Cameron and Elise
“The school food is so gooisty”
“Have you seen me ex’s post, it’s so gooisty?”
gooisty by gooistygurls October 24, 2022

Gooty Hole 

When the vagina is so loose from having intercourse that it stretches out and actually connects to the anal sphincter.
"Getting all up in dat" gooty hole is found very pleasurable.
1: Ay dawg you fuck dat hoe in da ass o da pussy?

2: Man what da fuck you talkin bout I fucked both at the same time!

1: DAT BITCH GOT A GOOTY HOLE?!

2: HAYYULLL YEAHHHH
Gooty Hole by Herbley November 5, 2009
Infinitely good. The most bestest good. The goodest good there is.
That burger was the best I've ever had, it was goodity.
goodity by dk6114 July 18, 2014

gooty aru 

I see the bus, gooty aru! TTYL!!
gooty aru by chinachewy May 17, 2021
A sleep walking stick for people with introspective x-ray vision
"I never expected to see such gootyam, but there it was just the same."
gootyam by gootyam July 29, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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