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Goofyrat 

Person or persons of low intelligence often unwittingly making a fool of themselves in front of their peers. Usually hold themselves in a high regard and have a large ego.
Goofyrat by Anonymous July 30, 2003

goof rat skinner 

a little bitch who talks with no action, thinks he's a player but aint that slick on the lines of being a dirty vato; most likely to fuck you over hardcore
yeah right that boy thought he could play me, what a goof rat skinner mang

goof rat bird 

An extremely stupid individual that lies repeatedly and hides or runs away from others when he or she knows they are in the wrong
Wow as if he owes you all that money after you helped him out and now he’s just hiding from you, what a goof rat bird!
goof rat bird by 1% battery life October 6, 2021
South African term for a frequent weed smoker. extension to "goofed" (getting high)
Ay Bru, D-man is such a goofcat he smokes everyday. What a legend!
Goofcat by choefking November 24, 2022
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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