gooch hair

The hair of the hooch that only an "Ethan" would have.

Think that kid has gooch hair?
Yea, his names Ethan.

by pusypounderrrr January 6, 2014

Dirty Gooch Hair

The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!

Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.

R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair

Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it

(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)

by Shankmasta November 26, 2006

wooki gooch hair

when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.

Ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..NEVER again!

by dilferdue January 3, 2013

gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?

by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017

hairy gooch

When that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle

Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once

by vas deference November 11, 2013