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Dirty Gooch Hair 

The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!

Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.

R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it

(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)
Dirty Gooch Hair by Shankmasta November 26, 2006

wooki gooch hair 

when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.
Ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..NEVER again!
wooki gooch hair by dilferdue January 3, 2013

gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.
G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?
gouch hair by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017

hairy gooch 

When that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle
Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
hairy gooch by vas deference November 11, 2013
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countrypolitan 

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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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