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gonzales CA 

small town in central california, mostley mexicans. most if not all the people that live in this town are lame. have no sence of style, just fallow most stupid trends and have no realy imagination,style,thoughts of ther own.all of the people there talk shit and then deny it, with the exception of a select few. there all homaphobic!
i live in gonzales CA, dont ask why
gonzales CA by michael monk January 17, 2009

carolyn gonzales

THE BEST pERson EVER.. so amazing. ah ah i’ve been stung by a wasp ahHh
carolyn gonzales by HAHAHAmeits March 18, 2021

alyson carol gonzales 

the most beautiful girl in the world
alyson carol gonzales is so so so cute!

carlos gonzales 

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes
"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.

Bryan Castillo Gonzalez 

Bryan Castillo Gonzalez is the best boyfriend and friend to have in the whole entire world!!!! He's charming, cute, and a bit dorky. They have extremely large bug eyes which can make you get lost in them. Bryan is also big on gaming and anime hence their geek nature. Bryan doesn't judge people at all and tends to see the good in people. Bryan is also an extremely intelligent person but, can be doubtful. An important part to Bryan though is that he's an amazing friend and lover. His unique sense of humor is charming and funny but, he's an overall like-able person adored by all. Bryan is more on the introverted side but, if you really know them, they define the term "extrovert". With Bryan's considerate heart, never ever loose them. You're lucky if you have a Bryan in your life.
Mary Jane: Wow!! Bryan Castillo Gonzalez is the best boyfriend ever!

Caleb Gonzalez 

Caleb Gonzalez is a boy who is funny, cute, handsome, strong, outgoing, kind, creative, courageous, hardworking, charismatic, and generous. He is quite literally everything your looking for in a boy, he's got messy black hair with rock hard abs and a really cute face. Caleb is quite literally the definition of boyfriend material, and one day he wants to be a football player (soccer if your a dumb idiot) and he is definitely going to be one in the near future. If you happen to know a boy named Caleb Gonzalez the best and smartest thing to do is wife him up immediately.
Did you see that boy named Caleb Gonzalez??!?!? he's so cute!!!
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