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gonnasyphiherpelaids

1. The worst STD known to mankind. It's a devastating combo of gonnorrhea, syphillis, herpes, and HIV/AIDS brought to the U.S. by an Irish immigrant who visited the Red Light district in Amsterdam.

2. Term used to describe a bitch thats so nasty that you're not even sure exactly what diseases she might have, so you just use a mix of all of the worst kinds. Usually, you don't want to touch this bitch
"Did you hear that Donkey Dan died from gonnasyphiherpelaids? Yeah, he got it from this dude from Ireland."

"Damn, that girl's a slut. I bet she's got gonnasyphiherpelaids. Can't you smell it?"
gonnasyphiherpelaids by DLo & Smithy November 19, 2007
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ghonnasyphaherpelaids 

1. (n) that undescribable thing on a girl or guys lip. 2. (n) that knot on your jimmy after havin sex with that questionable broad. 3. (adj) describes that girl with multiple STD's
1. that broad got ghonnasiphaherpelaids on her lip...don't let her smoke off that. 1b. i think i got ghonnasyphiherpelaids from goin down on that heffer. 2. that bitch (dude)gave me ghonnasyphaherpelaids. 3. Heather? oh the bitch with ghonnasyphaherpelaids!

Gonosyphiherpelaids 

What you get when ur slutty girlfriend sleeps with everyone & their brother.
1. Look at her! That slut has Gonosyphiherpelaids.
2. What kinda STD does she have? Gonorrhea No she has Gonosyphiherpelaids!

gonosyphiherpelAIDs 

A combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDS.
Gosh, Abigail Jane Wrench sure has some bad gonosyphiherpelAIDS.
gonosyphiherpelAIDs by Plad April 8, 2007

Ghonnosyphiherpelaids 

When one has ghonneria, syphilis, herpes, and AIDS, at the same time.
Damn that trife ass hoe got Ghonnosyphiherpelaids from Dontrell!

gonnasypherpelaids 

Besides pregnancy as the worst STD, gonnasypherpelaids is the grand daddy combining gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDs

gonnasypherpelaids = gonorrhea + syphilis + herpes + AIDs

Also, a hit-single by the infamous band Pig Mutilator (my former band)
Dude, that chick is nasty as shit. She's probably got gonnasypherpelaids.

Sebastian: Damn! I hooked up with that whore down the hall who got tag-teamed last week.

Julio: Yo man go get yourself checked for gonnasypherpelaids!
gonnasypherpelaids by Shagmaster D September 28, 2005

Gonasyphaherpelaids 

the combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes and aids. Usually used to describe how nasty and dirty a slutty woman is
guy one: Gosh if i slept with that girl i'd probably get something
guy two: ya man like gonasyphaherpelaids or something
Gonasyphaherpelaids by emmy_2212 August 23, 2009
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