Gold River 

A shit small town with nothing to do but get pregnant in high school and play “spouse swap”.
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!

“Hey been to Gold River lately?”

“Hell to the fucking no.”

Gold River by Respec February 7, 2018

Gold River 

A town near Rancho Cordova. Many houses are color coordinated (brown) and the grass is always perfect. The town consists of old retirees who enjoy the routine life of going to Starbucks and the Gold River Racquetball Club or usually very nice but spoiled children. A very safe place to live but very sheltered. No partiers or people who want to have fun should live here

Gold River citizen: "What do you want to do today?"
'Well yesterday I woke up in the late morning, went to starbucks for breakfast and then went to the racquetball club so lets do that exact same thing until we're pushing up daisies'
"Sounds good"

Gold River by werrichbutthereisnotmoregold December 18, 2012

Double Reverse Gold-Digger 

This sexual act is performed typically by a couple using a double ended dildo inserted into both anuses. From there, they proceed to bang each other, ass to ass.

A.K.A Double Magic, Double Trouble, DRGD

"Hey Scott, are you up for a double reverse gold digger before dinner?"

"That bitch would do anything for that old guy's money; except a double reverse gold-digger."

"Did you just fart?"

"Sorry, yeah, my ass is loosey goosey today."

"Why is that?"
"Kevin and I tried the double reverse gold digger last night."
"How was it?"
"Great."

Double Reverse Gold-Digger by Troiweschuck May 18, 2014

godriver 

Godriver is a very tough woman who rarely plays around with kids and does not joke around ever.
Godrivers are usually Very clean and extremely organised....disorganising a Godriver can lead to an immediate slap in Your face..A godriver's eye can scare away even the sturbonest kid.
They are also known to be very ruling and controlling.

My mum's a Godriver

godriver by IngramianSito January 15, 2019