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A slang term for the fluid discharged during sexual climax from a man's penis. The word's origins trace back to circa 2011 in the northern suburbs of Perth, Western Australia. The term is often worked into other words for the humorous effect, for example 'gohming' means 'coming'.
I gohmed so hard last night I thought I split my schlong in half.
gohm by YaBoiMattyMC August 18, 2017
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"stop biting my knees, gohm!"
gohm by videorecipes December 8, 2005
noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas
Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin' to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!

Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.

Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.
gohmert by I'mTheDoctor September 3, 2012
Any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. Origin: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the U.S. Capitol an elected representative.
Congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of Hurricane __________.

Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.
gohmert by DeclanPA January 5, 2013
verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.
The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.

Louie Gohmert Pyle 

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.
Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.
Louie Gohmert Pyle by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022
To get so excited that you defecate in your pants.

Comes from Congressman Louie Gohmert who's theatrics in Congress look like he is dropping a deuce.
That Taco Bell was so delicious; I thought I was going to Gohmert, though.
Gohmert by Stop and Frisk July 24, 2019