glynny 

noun, the ultimate in MILF pleasure

verb, "to glynny" is to score with hot MILF

adjective, super hot, super easy

"dude, check out that Glynny" - "wow dude, that is a fine piece of middle aged booty"

"I just glynnied your mom" - "you bastard!"

"holy crap your mom is totally glynny!" - "you bastard!"

glynny by stu armstrong April 27, 2006

glynnis 

Clean; fair; holy
All around awesome.

That girl's name must be glynnis because I have never seen her before and can now not live another day without her...

glynnis by giraffequeen November 9, 2010

glenny 

Glenny is a gullible but sweet. She tends to be a people pleaser, also tends to be aesthetic but not in a overly annoying way. Glenny is the MOST beautiful person in the world. Fights with her siblings but still love them.

Hey Glenny! How are you today? Isn’t it wonderful!

glenny by aesthetic bees July 31, 2019

Glennys 

Pretty. Beautiful. One of the nicest people you will ever meet. Anyone with the name Glennys will always be there to help a friend, no matter what. A Glennys will usually have awesome hair that's dyed some sort of insane color(s) (like rainbow, or blue). Glennys is an extremely real person and will never go against you. Always a great friend to have.

Man I wish that girl were more like Glennys.

Glennys by Trus3683 February 4, 2012

glynnster 

When you go for a shit but you miss the toilet.

I did a big glynnster last night

glynnster by Jizzy ears February 4, 2014

glynn academy 

An extremely run down shit hole excuse for a high school in southeastern Georgia. A problem would be solved if the whole place were just demolished and a new school built in a safer area, but the idiot alumni insist on continuing to restore it no matter how much of the tax payer's money they waste.

Jan: "So Kelly, I heard you go to school at glynn academy."
Kelly: "Yes unfortunatley with a bunch of stuck up jerks and what not."

glynn academy by seasons21 March 8, 2010

Glenny-Blog

An internet article concerning a person's personal life, offering repetitive complaints (usually referring to alleged 'small minded town' life) and mundane happenings.

Author (usually male) will often claim to be better than and/or dragged down by his surroundings, while throwing around the word 'belief' , name checking health foodstuffs and droning about unsatisfatory and mundane romances.

Despite the repetitive moanings that make up the Glenny-Blog, readers will often find themselves extremely excited by news of publication,in a similar fashion that one might find themselves flicking through a tabloid magazine.

'Did you hear that he published a new GLENNY BLOG?'

'This Glenny-Blog is so darn depressing. Amazing!'

'Send me the link to that Glenny-Blog where he caught Lucy in the utility room kissing his best friend!'

Glenny-Blog by Flower Buster March 17, 2008