glurm 

1. (n.) A happening or circumstance that is regrettable/unfortunate/unpleasant/depressing/negative. Synonym: bummer

2. (n.) A person who takes away the joy of those around him/her. Synonym: wet blanket

(originated at Dartmouth, Ling 1 S09)

1. "The end of that party was such a glurm! with the cops and that one kid crying and puking?!"

2. "Man, that guy is such a glurm today! He &#@!%! ruins all the fun!"

glurm by oogs April 25, 2009

Glumsy 

Clumsy due to sad feelings

Glumsy from my bad day at work I dropped the dish I was holding.

Glumsy by sandraxine August 21, 2016

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

glumbucket

Crusty woman who wants to steal your child's lunch and make your nan homeless

Theresa May is a glumbucket, vote Labour!!

glumbucket by trent58 May 29, 2017

glurge 

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"

I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.

glurge by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

Glur 

glur can be used in any way you want in any fashion. glur is a multitool. it can do whatever you want it to. glur lifestyle can be whichever lifestyle you choose to do while glurring. glurrin and glurring are different , but more or less are the same. glur originated in Athens, Greece where the old philosophers gathered at the vomitorium and hence Glur was born into the academic vernacular.

u fucking glur, your such a glur sometimes smh. your glurrin! nice job!!! i love you glur

Glur by mr pshhh August 27, 2021

Glumber 

A gay slumber party.

Guy: Let's have a glumber party, betch!
Other guy: Fuck you

Glumber by iShetBag December 1, 2011