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The pubic hair between the scrotum and anus.

Also a no life video gamer, never goes outside, has no real friends except for the ones they made in their video game fantasy, can't get a girl if he tried, people in a different country want to beat him up, will never find someone that honestly will like them, Glubit also known as Glubitch.
OMG! will i ever get that Glubit off of my balls?
or
If you look on the bathroom floor of a all male college dorm you see all that Glubit on the floor?
glubit by Cyana February 5, 2008
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Glubtubbis Wepple 

A devious individual who is always in debt, is short yet mighty, and and is somehow great at everything they do
"Oh shit. Glubtubbis Wepple is here."
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glubious 

(noun) 1) glub a fat lard
(adj.) 2) excessively fat, sweaty, and greasy
1) Tina is such a glub.
2) Jason never showers and he never stops eating. And he is so glubious because of it
glubious by GlubiousDoorHead January 6, 2017
The magical element which resisdes in the human body tissues, which is affected by psilcybe semilanceata (shrooms).

Glubin may be purchased from any good special stuff retailer or pharmacist.

Also see, Shiny Things.
Let us fly henst to the 24 hour Glubin dispenser!
Why is he still high? Because has mor Glubin than us!
WHERE'S MY GLUBIN GONE!?!?!
Glubin by r3n December 11, 2004
globito is a another spanish word for condom. Comes from globo, which means balloon.
chupita con globito

Blowjob with condom
globito by anytimebaby June 29, 2012

glubinheimer 

word used to see how high you really are. if you are unable to say the word correctly, that means that you have smoked way to much, and should hold off for a couple of hours.
Person one- "Kris, say glubinheimer."

Kris- "(laughing) Gluubiinnnheeiiimeerrrr!"

Crowd- Laughing
glubinheimer by Joe12345 October 5, 2006

Glumitis 

A contagious disease that affects your mood and possibly the mood of your peers. A feeling of being down and the opposite of shitting rainbows.
Pamanda usually comes to work shitting rainbows, but today she has caught a case of glumitis.
Glumitis by Rexless November 27, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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