1. The designated bar hoe.
?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"
?? - "No."
?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."
2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.
"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."
3. George Washington's gardening hoe.
"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."
?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"
?? - "No."
?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."
2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.
"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."
3. George Washington's gardening hoe.
"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."
by The one and onlyAngriestBeaver April 10, 2013