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glandular disorder

Something 1 out of maybe 100 people has, effectively causing them to be hugely obese. Most obese people who say they have one do not and are making excuses for themselves.
"Nobody will date me because I'm fat!!!", Jeanie wailed as she shoved yet another Ho-Ho in her mouth.

"Did you ever try a diet?",Paula asked.

"No, you don't understand. I have a glandular disorder, now pass the deep fried Twinkies!", Jeanie yelled.
by Chani K. July 6, 2006
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glandular fluid

clear substance that excrites from a womens body during intercourse or masturbation good for lubrication on the male penis
becky yesterday my boyfriend was such a good fuck that i squirted my glandular fluid all over his floor
by Allan Wilson June 15, 2006
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glandular fever

Jack has glandular fever. Due to this, Jack has coughed up nearly all of his bodily organs
by 100timesmoreaccurate January 2, 2016
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granularity

Breaking down a process or system into smaller modules to make it more accessible/easier to comprehend.

On the other hand, it also mean over-complicating a simple process to the extent of being anal in the extreme.
Normal Bloke: Here you are Old Lady, let me help you across the road.

Old Lay: Thank you, young man!

Project manager: Now then Normal Bloke, we need more granularity here. Firstly, what road are you referring to? Next, is there any traffic on said road and if so, at what speed is it travelling? We also need to define the camber of the edges and the traction factor of the tarmac under the temperature of the day to ascertain the breaking distance of the road users in case of a Normal-Bloke-Old-Lady-slippage scenario. Next, we need...

Normal bloke: Fuck this, I'm off to Macdonalds.
by flatster December 19, 2008
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blandular fever

A sorry condition developed by lack of social action and quirkworthy interaction.
Symptoms include; penchants for Simple Plan, vehemently upheld 'moral values', academic tasks completed by 3:45 pm, meticulous overuse of highlighter. Can oft be cured with a nip of Muclam.
"Hey der"
"Heysss diddle diddle!"
"lol wtf?"
"You bro, you gots da feva- da blandular fever!"

"Kwl."
by Slovo1456 October 24, 2008
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Flandular Fever

A form of chronic fatigue suffered following extensive penetration of the vagina (flange) or activity surrounding the area, often leading to feeling tired and unfulfilled, though in many senses, overfilled
She had a bout of flandular fever. What a sket.
by The Wit October 12, 2011
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Gonadular

N; Gonadular: Area of the gonads
See also Gonadular Region
His hand was in his gonadular region
by Rory July 20, 2004
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