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The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anything at all, be it relevant or irrelevant to a definite subject.
"The glahgle broke."
"I broke the glahgle."
"Where do you want me to put this glahgle?"
"What the phuck is a glahgle?"
"Glahgle glahgle glahgle glahgle."
glahgle by jared September 10, 2004
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glaggleland 

The most wonderful place in the world - the place of dreams! A place filled with many smiley faces, nobody can stop smiling! Nobody can stop smiling! Oh how wonderous of a place this is!

Glaggleland is an amusement park with very safe rides and keeps the tourist of Glaggleland (Glagglers) entertained for all of eternity!
"Oh boy, I can't wait to go to Glaggleland!"
glaggleland by Ethnoid December 9, 2022

Glaggle Enphosogarger 

A device used to enphoso the Thorn Glognuts, the pastries eaten at Glaggleland.
The Glaggle Enphosogarger
Glaggle Enphosogarger by Glaggle August 4, 2022
glaggle by baby glaggle June 14, 2023
a silly little smiley face!
species: giggler, enphoso, and gleegus.
look at that glaggle! so joyous.
glaggle by vitaldawg April 28, 2023

Glargle Shnargling 

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.
"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."
Glargle Shnargling by Dildevich February 22, 2011

glaggleland massacre 

A terrifying, deadly, bloody massacre that happened in Glaggleland. Many Glaggles died because of it. The Enphosos were the ones that caused this massacre. This massacre wasn't joyous at all.
Glaggle: What is a Glaggleland Massacre?
Other Glaggle: i wont talk about it. that event wasnt joyous at all.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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