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girlfriend season 

That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
girlfriend season by three-m August 30, 2013
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girlfriend season 

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.
(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.
girlfriend season by greybird February 16, 2013

Seasonal Goth Girlfriend 

While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.

The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.

Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.
- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!

- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.
Seasonal Goth Girlfriend by widebased September 30, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026