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girl rules

The right for a male to get out of any previous engagement with any other male in lieu of conflicting plans with a new female interest.

This condition does not conflict with bros before hoes due to the new nature of the female interest.
Scott: So we still hanging out tonight?
William: Naw bro. I hate to bail but I got a date.
Scott: But we made plans a week ago!
William: Sorry, but you know. Girl rules.
Scott: Alright, it's cool.
girl rules by wilskil July 6, 2007
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Asian Girl Rule 

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.
Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*
Asian Girl Rule by Sangki Song June 18, 2011

Girl 10% Rule 

Women (or girls) are required to leave at least 10% of their food behind on their plate, no matter the quantity or volume of food involved.
She left part of that bagel behind. It's the girl 10% rule in action!
Girl 10% Rule by Semaj55 January 17, 2025

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026