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White girl friendly

Pretending to like someone and then talking shit about them behind their backs
James: oh hey Tyler

Tyler: oh hey we should link up later
James: alright bro I'll hit you up tomorrow

*tyler leaves*
James: Fuck Tyler hes a bitch
Stranger: man that's some white girl friendly shit

friendly with a girl 

When ur best friend gf is somewhat interested in you
I'm friendly with a girl she's my best friends gf

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

girlfriendy 

A girl who straightens your tie or fixes your hair or goes out of her way to make your day better without wanting anything from you is acting girlfriendy. She doesn't have an agenda but to others, her arm around your neck or the way she leans into your conversation makes her look like a girlfriend.

You don't have a crushon her but it's crossed your mind.
Her ability to bring out the best in him and boost his confidence was downright girlfriendy.
girlfriendy by POSH25 May 17, 2016

girlfriendless  

An adjective combination of 'girlfriend' and 'less'. A term used to describe when a person (usually a male) is lacking a girlfriend. I.e 'girlfriendless'. Usually a common affliction in nerds and young adolescent boys.

Can also be modified slightly to describe a state or condition of 'girlfriendlessness'. This is a common condition found on WoW forums.

Another variation is 'girlfriendlessly' used to describe one-wordedly the condition of being girlfriendless.

Mother: 'hey, haven't you found a girl yet?'
Son: '(sigh) nope, I'm currently girlfriendless'

Cute Girl: 'Hey aren't you together with (insert name here)?'
Boy: 'Nope, I'm girlfriendless and totally free'

Person A: 'I can feel the girlfriendlessness on this forum dude'
Person B: 'Yea this is a blatant sausage fest'

Person 1: 'OMG look at Roger! He is girlfriendlessly driven for poon tang today!'
Person 2: 'Yea, he is even hitting on the butter-faces... he must have blue balls. His girlfriendlessness is getting on my nerves.'
Roger (to girl): 'Listen, I've been so girlfriendless for so long right now just a whiff of your perfume is making me pitch a tent'

girlfriendly 

girlfriendly, n. a relationship with a girl characterized as more than fuck buddy, less than girlfriend.
(pl. girlfriendlys; cf. boyfriendly)
cf. "friendly" as used in military jargon
Why does every woman in my life start out as a hook-up, turn into a girlfriendly, progress to girlfriend, and then eventually end up as best friend? Why can't I go from stage one to stage three and stop there?
girlfriendly by DougB September 26, 2006