ginventory

Ginventory, noun. The copious and diverse assortment of gins to be found in the homes of true gin aficionados. May also be used as a verb (see below).

"You must attend Ann's martini tasting on Friday. She's got the biggest ginventory I've ever seen." Or, "I really need to do a ginventory before the party on Friday to make sure I've got more than just Tanqueray and Gordon's."

by timeforgin September 16, 2013

eyelid inventory

When you are tossing and turning in your sleep. You keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won't stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. Pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. Eyelid Inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. You may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
And your pillow case is clean in the morning

After a full night on the town and ignoring her AM deadlines, Demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.

by Hard Living Heather February 4, 2010

inventory

The goods and materials that a business holds for the ultimate purpose of resale

I have inventory of 1000 mobiles in my factory for sale to the distributors

by Transtutors June 7, 2013

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching)

An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.

It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.

The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.

That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;

-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing

And many, many more symptoms

About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"

by Mercenary doctor April 29, 2011

binventory

Extra alcoholic beverages ordered during open bar to avoid paying for them later

1) If we all order 2 beers each time, we will have a nice binventory after the open bar closes.

2) Hide the binventory, the bouncer is coming by to remove empty cups.

by Bininthesauce February 19, 2008

take inventory

to check eachother out nudey booty

They snuck into the empty classroom to take inventory.

by instinctvbc February 11, 2012

Inventory thinker

A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.

Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"

by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013