gilgy

It is a waddling gobbling "it" who mows the classroom tiles. It is at an international war with Billop. It's favorite foods are pineapples. It will also take your stuff and hide it without permission if you leave it unguarded or unwatched. It got it's name by misspelling a word that none can remember coming out looking like " gilgy ." It has quite a background but is only known to few and the spectrum family.

Gilgy loves it's pineapples and jousting billop with broomsticks.

by ZILLOP January 6, 2017

Gilgy the Great

Gilgy is an extremely popular northern chavist campaigner. He sub-conciously promotes all chavist culture and ideals with every step he takes, practically pioneering the art of living in a skip and stealing jewellery to all of mankind. He is appeased with chav worship everyday, primarily to satiate his thirst for chavist acts of ASBH and ingratuitous violence.

There is only one true chav king, and you are reading his long-overdue description now.

by Bill Bowman April 11, 2005

Gilgamesh

world's greatest dick

tokiomi: sup man
gilgamesh: DAMARE ZASSHU

by a random simp March 26, 2020

gigy2

someone that can't withdraw money because she too cool to withdraw some 2's

I wanna withdraw sum money but I'm a gigy2!

by sam the dirty mashed potato October 8, 2019

Cream Gilly

After catching a fish you proceed to put your dick in its mouth resulting in cum leaking from the fishes gills

John: why is this fish covered in cum
Mike: I gave it the ol’ Cream Gilly

by RHS horn April 10, 2019

Friend of Gilgamesh

A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.

Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.

by Radrigo July 14, 2023

gilgashit

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.

Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."

by Rileson July 22, 2006