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ghaids

Ghonnorhea Aids - the sole cause of "fanta pants", the condition which has sympoms akin to gingervitis but in the pantal crotch region. First infection was discovered in Nicole Kidman, who then infected Tom Cruise which caused it to spread through the entire church of scientology. The infamous "Katie Holmes with cold sores" picture is in fact the oral contraction of ghaids, not cold sores.
"Oh my god! You have pubes of fire!"

"Actually no, I have ghaids"
by Teh Witzl April 2, 2009
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