When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.
John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.
by Anti November 13, 2004
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