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A geekret is a secret that geeks (computer geeks/tech-heads etc) keep to themselves in order to exclude "normal" people. It could be used to describe a useful piece of information that solves a problem, or an acronym that is designed to exclude non-geeks.
I have spent years patiently closing multiple windows on my PC in order to view the desktop, then someone revealed a geekret to me that you press the Windows key with D to view the desktop.
geekret by fastcakes September 21, 2009
Words you can keep
Origin: This word is a fusion between 'geeky' and 'secret' (sometimes spelled "geekcret" or "geecret")

1. n. An activity or ritual that one usually does in private and would be extremely embarrassed if caught in the act in front of another person. This act is generally not considered illegal, a fetish, or obsessive-compulsive; instead, it's typically very humorous if discovered.

2. n. An object or collection that one keeps privately and would be extremely embarrassed if revealed to another person. The object(s) are not illegal, a fetish, or found distasteful.
"Richard may be act like a macho man, but we found out his dirty little geekret: he puts nail polish on his toes and lotions his before he goes to bed every night and takes them off in the morning. Wait until the guys find out!"

"My geekret is that I babytalk with my girlfriend on the phone; I would be completely devastated if any of my guy friends caught me in the act."

Jane has a geekret collection of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, even though she's 38 years old.
geekret by snowstone December 13, 2008

geekette 

(noun) A female geek. An exceptionally smart female who excells in computing.
A geekette is rare to find in public.
geekette by Julz_769 September 9, 2006

Geekrection

Achiving an erection on the basis of some geek related information or gadget.
Mike, you up for staying up all night to be the 1st in line for the new Star Trek movie?

Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
Geekrection by John the Heeb December 17, 2008
a baby geek the offspring of at least one geek.
"OMG derek and wendys babys will be such geeklets"
geeklets by zeus1337 April 11, 2012
The level of geek essence that is being displayed by a person at any given time.
Jessie, you are displaying a very high level of geekety today.
geekety by wbo December 18, 2005

Geekette 

Feminine of geek.
Girl that is generaly not athletic, and enjoys Video Games; Comic Books; being on the internet, and etc.
I met a geekette yesterday in town. She have lvl 80 paladin and she give me address of her blog.
Geekette by EthanBB November 18, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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