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also known as GEEZLER, the geezman is an insane and unique human species not yet discovered outside the small campus of endicott college. the geezman has a lot of responsibilities, and is sometimes afraid of his own identity. THESE BITCHES LOVE GEEZLER
nick- hey, geezman, what's it like to be the geezman?
geezman- I don't wanna talk about it
geezman by Geezler December 16, 2013
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geemango 

n. (gee-mango) can be approached as anything.

n. gay
that is soo GEEMANGO!
ewww that is geemango..
joe is super geemango!
geemango by carrie vee. January 5, 2007
Comes from the combination of two words, God and Seman. Which in essence means God's seman. Used to describe a tasty tasty food or beverage. Geeman is the Hierarch of taste. To describe something as Geeman is ranking at a very superior level of flavor.
The burger that I had last night was like straight Geeman! Mmmmmmm!!!
Geeman by Dr. Fagioli July 8, 2011

geemanelli

a word that the stupid GrammarFlip owl told us
literally nothing. this word “geemanelli” isn’t real
geemanelli by 24gatoby September 16, 2022
geeman is the name of a person from Ingerland who thinks he's very clever but really isn't. Most notably, using aliases such as "nameeg" and thinking no one would notice. Some other notable things are that he supports Liverpool FC, and as such, should remove all doubt that he's a grade A idiot and a douche bag.
"Hey there is geeman!"

"Yeah, what a dick!"
geeman by Boovy October 14, 2008
Geeman is the name of a homosexual man who participates in erotica sex scenes which may include some type of fetish
I am openly coming out as a geeman
Geeman by Urbanwriterdefo69 October 27, 2016
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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