when youre such a baddie like mfs be telling people they changed sexualities to explain why theyre dating you
A: “yo you dating C? thought he was straight bruh 💀”
B: “naw he said hes bi now and shit”
A: “damn he changed up js for you thats crazy”
B: “ong im js gaytagious like that”
A: “what the fuck did you just say”
B: “gaytagious”
A: “bitch what the fuck”
Something that strikes a person as overlyhilarious simply because it has an homosexual orientation about it.
When a man makes a joke about another man's sexual orientation in such a manner and such a tone of voice as to inspire in that man no feeling, but an intense questioning of his sexuality.This is Gaylarious
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.