gayabetes 

when someone is so gay you contract the gay from them.
Ranges from type 1 to type 2
Type 1: mildly gay, probably curable
Type 2: much gay, can't be cured

Dan: wow Carl is so gay i think i got gayabetes from him
Jeff: oh shit, i hope its not type 2!

gayabetes by I_cant_spell_guitar July 4, 2018

gigabetes 

The disease that makes a device slower either because the internal drive is full or because you’ve used a lot of data and your carrier is throttling your data consumption.

Torrenting all of these 4K shows is gonna give my laptop gigabetes one day.

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I need wifi because it’s the 29th and Verizon gave my phone gigabetes until the 1st.

gigabetes by YostinViza April 28, 2022

Hashi Galabete 

The type of guy that has a Watermelon head,And if you search this name on google translate from somali to english it will say WATERMELON. DO NOT GO NEAR SOMEONE WITH THIS NAME.

LOOK AT HASHI GALABETEEEE

Hashi Galabete by ala budgara January 7, 2019

The Gaybees

A type of insect that attaches to you upon contact with a redhead resulting in extreme life threatening

Homosexuality

Ew why is he walking all zesty

Oh he's got The Gaybees

The Gaybees by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 21, 2025

The Gaybees

A type of insect that attaches itself to you upon contact with a redhead resulting in extreme life threatening homosexuality

"Ew why is he walking all zesty"
"Oh, he has The Gaybees"

The Gaybees by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 21, 2025