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gay friendzoned

When you're gay and you really like some guy (and you're not sure of his sexual orientation) and you end up being BFFs. You take the leap of faith and tell him and you get completely dumped. Worse than the friendzone because you don't just have zero chance, you have negative chance.
Person:
Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?

Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.

{true story}
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gay friendzoned

When not only are you put in the friendzone, you're put in the 'you're basically my gay best friend' zone. Less than like a sister (when you're a guy) zone but more than the like a brother zone.
"Hey, bro, did you get it in?"
"Aw, man, didn't you hear? He's been gay friendzoned."
gay friendzoned by catttttttttttttt September 6, 2013

Gay Best Friendzone 

When a girl treats a guy as a gay best friend instead of like a man: taking him shopping, talking about feelings, and doing other totally gay things with no intentions of dating him.
"Why is Mike going shopping with her today?"
"Dude, he is so gay best friendzoned"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026