gay boat

A sexually confused and unhappy child, often alone like a lost boat.

God Kevin, why are you being such a gay boat?

by MeowF1ute May 11, 2016

Sail boat gay

When you are only able to exhibit your gay behavior while on a sail boat. Phrase coined on New Adventures of Old Christine.

My chiropractor can't be gay on dry land. Because of people like you he has to be sail boat gay!

by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008