gage coleman 

(noun)

the sort of hygenically challenged guy that everyone knows but hates on some level. the guy will be morbidly obese and a chronic bullshitter - usually to make his sad life seam awesome. he may think he is black.

ur such a gage coleman

u smell a bit like gage coleman right now

gage coleman by durcs April 15, 2009

Gage Coleman 

Very attractive athletic dude treats his girlfriend with respect loves shoes and buys his girlfriend lots of gifts overall perfect man to be with

You are lucky to find a gage Coleman in your life

Gage Coleman by JohnMyers1 November 21, 2018