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A Norwegian slang word for "farting".
Jeg må gørte. (I have to fart.)
gørte by Hofz November 13, 2011
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In the beautiful country of Norway, there is a rather redneck place called Drøbak. And in Drøbak there exist a word, "Gørte", wich is a local term for the more known norwegian word Guttefitte. Guttefitte means (roughly translated): Boypussy. And the boypussy is a handy part of the body wich can be used to get things like rim-job, rusty trombone and other cool, cool stuff!
I felt so bad for my girlfriend that I shaved my balls AND my gørte!
Gørte by Christer Falk July 18, 2006
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garter snapper 

An outdated term used popularly in the 1920s-1950s that refers to a man who has sex with many different women or has a lot of one night stands. The phrase "garter snapper" originates in this time period due to the fact that women often wore garters to hold up their tights and therefore someone who often "snaps" these garters takes them off, an act commonly preformed during this time period during sex or an affair.
"Did you hear that Connorly went to bed with both Meg and Sally in the same week!"
"Woah, he's quite the garter snapper."

Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt 

Gainax's latest anime. A collosal mindfuck of the greatest proportions, it is deranged, crude, rude, and all in all, great fun.

It involves two angels, named Panty and Stocking. The former is a sex maniac. The latter is a gluttonous sweets lover (who possibly enjoys S&M)

They Fight Crime, or rather vengeful spirits called "Ghosts."

Oh, and the two girls are accompanied by a Hard Gay Priest (unconfirmed) named "Garterbelt" and a Gir expy named "Chuck."

The animation is done with the traditional style of western thick-line drawing.

Needless to say, it looks awesome in motion. However, the sense of humor is ripped from the worst of Western Animation, and it's not for everyone.

Cautionary warning: Watching it may give you a contact high.
Guy1: Boy, That Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt anime sure is weird.

Guy2: It's weird, but it's Beyond the Impossible and crazy awesome!

gertering 

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.
The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.
gertering by a babies goad April 13, 2017
The coolest person on the block. Likes to party.Plays games to much and still gets good grades.
A new Gurtej just moved in next door!
Gurtej by Vivek Nandur September 16, 2003
Nickname for savage Indian boys. Gortehs smell like fresh curry . Gortehs get biddies(respectable women) on the daily
Gorteh get over here and help me pull some more biddies!
gorteh by Eoli April 2, 2019
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