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Fuck you thought this was
Boy: Give me head .
Girl: No fyttw

Parent: Go wash the dishes
Small Child: No..fyttw

Elderly Woman: Help me cross the street ol' kind soul.

Hipster: No.. Fyttw *pushes old lady in the street*
fyttw by QueenBeeMarciella March 23, 2016
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Fuck you think this was.

A phrase used by niggas when they're wondering what the fuck you thought this was.
I walked in on my gf riding my brother's dick today, I asked her what the fuck she was doing and she said "Nigga, I'm obviously cheating on you FYTTW?"
FYTTW by AyyyyyLmfaoHoes April 18, 2016
an abbreviation for "Fuck You, Turn Table", often heard on the popular music DJing website turntable.fm when the site glitches and boots users from the stage and/or room.
Jon: "wtf I was up and now I'm standing on the ground. Seriously. FYTT."
FYTT by THEdickhatch September 12, 2011
This isn't kindergarten. Fytti.
fytti by cv099 July 22, 2015
An acronym for the saying fuck you thats why. Originated in 2007 in a shithole town. Could have ties to the smokeless tobacco industry.
Sally- "Why didn't you tell me you had a scorching case of herpes before we had sex?", Kevin- "fytw"

Kevin- "Why are you drinking all my alcohol", Shane- "fytw"

fytw by SR & KD January 11, 2009

fattward 

A legend in college history. Primarily taken from large body, and again from the movie.. "Shawn of the dead" the character "edward". Nickname in high school was Fatt. put the two together and you have Fattward.
Fattward, give me some food.
fattward by Matt Culbertson December 10, 2008
This acronym means “Fuck you to then”. Commonly used when someone’s pisses you off.
Liza: k.
Jared: fytt!
FYTT by jared10302 June 7, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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