A way for someone to redeem themselves if they didn't make it through No Fap November.

A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.

Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone

Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February

Fapless February by PwussyBusta November 2, 2017

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Mrs. Fuglestad

A person who cannot say no or say an answer is wrong. Often because he or she does not want to make you feel bad.

Bill, "Clearly 2+2=5"
Mrs. Fuglestad, "I'm not sure, you might be right, I was thinking something else, but you might be right"

Mrs. Fuglestad by re234 March 15, 2009

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Fapless

Devoid of fap or optionally porn images/videos. A single internet guy's worst nightmare.

1st guy: you.. filled your hard drive??
1st guy: holy shit <2nd guy>, empty the secret porn folder!
2nd guy: no can do
3rd guy: He will be fapless :D

Fapless by Squarefapping June 16, 2010

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futless

Origin: Pidgin English (Hawaii)

frustrated

"The teacher gave us extra English homework 'cuz we was talking out of turn and the homework she gave us made me all futless"

futless by pupuledriver April 21, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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