The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.
She sat sleepy eyed on the toilet and pissed and unexpectedly funted at the same time.
by billk1937 June 10, 2012
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A short way of saying someone is a funny (see you next tuesday).

Someone who is a jerk but is funny also.
You sure are a shady funt.
by discospeed March 21, 2012
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A mixture of "Fucking" and "Cunt"

The use of the word "Funt", should only be used in the harshest regards and should be used to cause the utmost offense to the reciever at hand.
"Oi you, get tae fuck ya wee Funt!"
by Scoots94 December 19, 2011
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compound form of "fugly" and "cunt" . and meaning of when you see a girl or guy and they were a ugly root . you would say "they were a funt"
Tim: fuck look there's my ex man she ugly
girl: Hi Tim
Tim: Go away you Funt
by macattack1289 May 04, 2011
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an amalgamation of Fucking Cunt. FUNT has a sort of whimsical sound to it as it rolls off your tongue... to be used in conjunction with SLORE (FUNT SLORE or SLORE FUNT)
That Funt
by xxcookiexx January 20, 2011
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a fat cunt
bitch 1: your fat
bitch 2:well your a funt
by eva&alina January 08, 2011
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A shortened way to say "funny vagina"
Can be used both as an insult or a compliment depending on the context.
LOL! who knew you where such a funt! love you!

or

SHUT UP! STUPID FUNT!
by pixelzombie July 29, 2010
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