Funktuation is the usage of bodily functions as punctuation in a sentence or situation. Particularly colorful farts and/or belches can often be substituted for traditional punctuation options. When attempting to prove a point or simply add a nice flavor to conversation, funktuation is the way to go.
"OMG. Your funktuation is overwhelming my entire central nervous system."
"We were really hitting it off until we started talking politics and she funktuated her frustration."
"I was definitely winning that argument until Sebastian funktuated his rebuttal with a particularly juicy wharbler."
"We were really hitting it off until we started talking politics and she funktuated her frustration."
"I was definitely winning that argument until Sebastian funktuated his rebuttal with a particularly juicy wharbler."
by AndytheArbiter December 06, 2010
Funktuation would be a stinky, noisy fart at the end of the statement “I brought you a surprise” <farts>.
by CleverGrrrrl November 26, 2024