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something that is extremely hilliarious. it is beyond mere funny. something so FUNny that u slap ur KNEE. similar 2 knee slapper, although these days knee slapper is more of a sarcastic retort. still stems from the same act of slapping a knee.
did u catch 30 Rock last nite? boy is that show funknee!
funknee by Piper Jones March 12, 2010
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Del tha Funkee Homosapien 

old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes
Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type
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del tha funkee homosapien 

good under ground rapper that has alot of street credit and good muzak that set the whole underground trend and part of the hieroglyphics crew
del tha funkee homosapien by Kc August 27, 2003
just the funnier spelling of funny innit
"hahahahahah funnee"

funkneez 

Funny stuff, in a funky sort of way.
Scoop was totally funkneez last night when he shot his ass in the foot.
funkneez by zenraider April 28, 2010
Bruises or abrasions that appear on the knees after an episode of rough sexual intercourse.
Drew gave me the worst case of fucknee last night.
fucknee by blugirl555 June 17, 2009
Verb (past tense) - funk-eed
In an online discussion, when one side provides no proof of their viewpoint yet demands anti-evidence of the other side. (i.e., "Unless you can prove I'm not right, then you are wrong.")

By way of example:

Person A: Because of a, b & c, that land has to be worth $X

Person B: It's not worth more than $Y

Person A: I just supported my reason's for $X, what are your reasons for $Y?

Person B: It's $Y unless you can show it is not.

Person A was funkeed.
There's really no reason for John to continue the discussion after Joe funkeed him.
funkeed by PBian August 19, 2014
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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