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1. noun: The act of masturbating into a purse, preferably a designer handbag. Derived from the Japanese word for handbag. This is a popular fetish act among hipsters and gained popularity at about the same time when it became common to see celebrities carrying dogs in large, designer purses.

2. verb To masturbate into a handbag.
Bryn had the last laugh when she told Ethan that the bag he had just fukurod was actually a fake Gucci.

Hank stormed off of the set of his latest porno when he heard the fukoro scene was with last season's Louis.
fukuro by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015
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Kosuke Fukudome 

A player on the Chicago Cubs, if reading this in the future, a former player for the Chicago Cubs. However his baseball career is of little to no relevence to those who use his name as it should be, an expletive. Commonly used as an acceptable replacement for the word "fuck" or any swear. Fukudome, and Kosuke can be used in many ways, such as shortened versions down to "fuku".
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Man, that test was horrible, I studied a lot but I'm not sure if I did well."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I really got fuku'd."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey here's an idea, go fuku yourself!"

Example 3:

Guy 1 posting on Facebook: "I got a new job!"

Girl 1 commenting: "Nice!"

Guy 2 commenting: "About time."

Girl 2 commenting: "Where?"

Guy 3 commenting: " Kosuke Fukudome!"

Guy 1 commenting on his post: "At the high school, also Ko-suke me off Guy 3."

Example 4:

Guy 1: "Fuku my life."
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n. a small, fingertip vibrator,possibly created in Japan. There is also a five-fingered glove available for the ultimate in stimulation. The vibrator may be small, but it is relatively powerful. There are also several different sleeves for the device that can be added in order to create new sensations.

'Fukuoku' is not a real Japanese word.
I knew I was going to cum when he broke out the Fukuoku.
Fukuoku by stainmenow September 28, 2004
City in southern Japan famous for Hakata ramen, outdoor food stalls, and a strong baseball team. Men in the region are traditionally considered to be conservative (Kyushu danji) and the women beautiful (hakata bijin).
I had some really great ramen at a yatai in Fukuoka!
Fukuoka by higan.banaxo January 2, 2012

fukurōdani 

An anime volleyball team from haikyuu.this team consists of gay owls.Its team captain is Bokuto Koutarou (Bokuto-san) Is the ace.Bokuto’s boyfriend the vice-captain is Akaashi Keiji the setter.
Oh look it’s Fukurōdani !”

“Isn’t there ace in the top 5 of the prefecture”

Meanwhile

“Akaashi did you hear that they’re talking about me!”

“Yes I did Bokuto-san”
fukurōdani by Akinori Konoha August 3, 2020
Guy: HI
Girl: Fukudome

when someone wants you to have sex with them.
fukudome by IamAwhiteGuy March 28, 2009

futurola 

a joint rolling machine used widely by many enlightened pot smokers.
i just packed the chron into my futurola, twisted it up and bam i had a nice ass joint
futurola by smokey mcpot September 4, 2003