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fuhtass is a nice way of telling a girl she has a big butt, with an accent. Which makes it seem less as bad. Or from a coach's point of view, can be a lazy player. A fuhtass may need to lay of the hot cheetos and hit the gym up more, but still have a pretty face.
That bad ass softball player, has a fuhtass.

That player needs to get her fuhtass quicker around the bases.
fuhtass by Humphrey dikkins D.T. February 24, 2009
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My sister is a futass.
Futass by Futassman8383 June 17, 2019
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1) A person who is very large in circumference, or has a higher than average % of body fat. See fat ass tub of lard obese. The term generaly used in IM conversations and is spelled with an H to give importance to the a, and makes the reader pernounce it differently.
Person 1: eeewww, look at that Rosie O'donnel

Person 2: Yeah, she's a real fahtass
fahtass by takethisliv May 5, 2006
An old fat-ass Hungarian/Turkish/Uzbeki/Guju who still goes to Indian Parties trying to stay hip with the young crowd.
Fine Hoe says: "Dayaaam is that the owner of the club?"
Hairy Desi Girl says: "No, that's just futass. He thinks he is such a cool guy. We need to make the break his ID so that he can't try to party with us anymore!"
futass by FlickDawg April 21, 2003

fuh tass 

almost a fatass;pretty chubby.if u call a fuh tass a fuh tass,they take it as fat ass.you can set things straight.
dude:hey fuh tass
chubby dude:hey thats not cool,im not that fat
dude:not fatass,fuh tass
chubby dude:ohh,ok
fuh tass by calcy January 10, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026