fuckmenu

A list factoring in all the tastes of your partner(s), their physical capacities, and their sexual experience culminating in a list of sexual acts that cause orgasm in one or more partners.

He dumped her when he found she had too few entrées on her fuckmenu.

by Blood Sugar Jerk Magick July 18, 2016

fuckment

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.

"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"

by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014

fuckmented

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented

You are fuckmented

by Katy on steroids July 16, 2015

Fucklenuts

A person who is typically screwing up in a large and crazy way.

You had sex with the bosses wife AND got her pregnant? You're a fucklenuts!

by MongerMonger August 17, 2010

fuckmentalism

An ethical moral value system which simply states: "mentally fuck with anyone as much as you can".

Fuckmentalism is best described by a few examples. What follows are two sample conversation between a fuckmentalist and a normal person:

Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"

Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"

by TallTruther February 21, 2009

Fucklenugget

When you make a mistake and dont want to say just fuck say fucklenugget

Oh fucklenugget i forgot the condom

by Adiasssss December 5, 2018

Fucklenutz

A non derogatory word to call someone. Derived from Fuck Nuts but combined to make the expression funnier.

Hey there fucklenutz.

What's up fucklenutz?

What'd did you fuck up this time fucklenutz?

by Helimech64 October 7, 2022