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fuck wiper

Someone like a fuck wipe except they use a fuck wipe to clean any stain made by seamen or vaginal fluids.
Someone find me a fuck wiper, I fucked this bitch so hard the whole bed smells like dead fish from her vaginal fluids. And don't forget the seamen on the the head board. That's it... yah ok bend over more... there we go. Damn thats nice underwear you got on... oh my god wht the fuck is that coming out of your ass! Get yourself a fuck wipe!
fuck wiper by L2L1 March 28, 2005
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fuck wipe 

A stupid dumbass that cannot think for themself. Someone that you have to spoonfeed through each step of any process.
Turn on the computer you fuck wipe.

Shirly blew our cover, stupid fuck wipe.
fuck wipe by PC HELP July 27, 2007

fuck wipe 

1.When your fraustrated becuase someone called you an asswipe ad you can think of anything better but to put fuck in front of wipe.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.
1.Bob:you are such an asswipe
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.
fuck wipe by L2L1 March 26, 2005

Fuck wipe 

A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
Fuck wipe by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020

wipe fuck 

running your dick between somebody's ass cheeks after they've taken a shit and rubbing your shitty dick on their asshole without attempting any actual insertion.
Wipe fuck me before my shit gets cold, Carlos.
A stupid asswipe, who in addition to their wanton stupidity has a a severe superiority complex.
Often exemplified in the Baby Boomer generation, but a fuckwipe can be part of any race, gender, age group, or socioeconomic class.
See that guy screaming at the fast-food clerk for not giving him a senior discount? He's a total fuckwipe.
Fuckwipe by Fedora Jack October 27, 2015

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery
You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery
fuckwitery by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012
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