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When you wake up and your head hurts beyond understanding and you can not go back to sleep yet you also can not function being awake.

Alarm set for 9:00am, you wake up at 7:30am and your head is throbbing everywhere. You look at the clock and roll to one side but are in so much pain you say, fuck my head. You think about getting up but it hurts to much you lay down and you can not do anything.

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Fuck my balding head

An phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. The person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more fucked up around him with each new day. The expression has little or no connection with another widely used one 'fuck my skull'

A:Fuck my balding head!The editors are at it again!
B:I agree.Fuck my sister!

Fuck my balding head by drone777 December 12, 2013

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD

When someone imagining a people and the people start rebelling in their mind. *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD*

Mukhtiar : *Imagining Akbar*
Akbar : :333333
Mukhtiar : *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD*

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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