fuck my head

When you wake up and your head hurts beyond understanding and you can not go back to sleep yet you also can not function being awake.

Alarm set for 9:00am, you wake up at 7:30am and your head is throbbing everywhere. You look at the clock and roll to one side but are in so much pain you say, fuck my head. You think about getting up but it hurts to much you lay down and you can not do anything.

fuck my head by PanicJack January 6, 2012

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Fuck my balding head

An phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. The person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more fucked up around him with each new day. The expression has little or no connection with another widely used one 'fuck my skull'

A:Fuck my balding head!The editors are at it again!
B:I agree.Fuck my sister!

Fuck my balding head by drone777 December 12, 2013

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD

When someone imagining a people and the people start rebelling in their mind. *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD*

Mukhtiar : *Imagining Akbar*
Akbar : :333333
Mukhtiar : *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD*

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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