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Frunz is the complete opposite of lulz. It can only be described as the anti-lulz. It's like uber frowns. Emo kids often suffer from bad frunz, which can stem from listening to shitty emotional music like Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, and Three Days Grace.


The only thing that can combat or stop frunz is totalulz . The dilemma here is that extreme lulz is usually only received by giving someone else frunz. This is the cause of the eternal lulz cycle.
Frunz usually happens when:
Rape occurs
Madonna tries to act
Russell Crowe tries to sing
People first find out about Furries, errotic fetishes, or the internet.
People get trolled. Especially when people are trolled IRL
Whenever pwnage occurs. The noob getting pwned usually gets frunz
frunz by bnick February 13, 2009
Words you can keep
A short lanky man, with a small tuft of hair on top of his head, nad a larger one U know whrere. This type of man is known to cross his legs to keep down the abnormally large item that putrudes from them..... The Frunz people usually wears a very creepy and odd smile, along with a strangely loud laugh which can be heard echoing, and summoning his approach, wherever it might be. Frunz oftens spends most of his time in his office, whree he has much fun "talking" and "teaching" students.
"Frunz spidermanned the two young strapping young men into his office, and closed with the door. The last we saw of hm was a sneaky smile as he began to unzip his pants... hhmm..."
frunz by blaahhh123blaahhh123 February 19, 2008
Related Words

frenzyfuck 

To get fucked hard and fast.
Slow love making is a beautiful thing but sometimes a frenzyfuck is much needed.
frenzyfuck by jpg3 September 1, 2011

Franziska 

Franziska is basically the best girl you could ever meet. She has a really beautiful face and a stunning body on top a really great and caring personality . She is mostly a really outgoing person and is a really good friend. she is really good at sex . Franziska has also a great sense of humor and will support everything about you. Basically she is the perfect woman to spend the rest of your life with. So once you got a Franziska in your life never let her go, because she is a real godess and you will regret it.
Guy 1: do you remember Franziska?
Guy 2: yea, of course.
Guy 1: damn why did I let her go, she was the best girl I ever met..
Guy 2: her new boyfriend has to be a really lucky guy.
Franziska by Jaden1234 December 29, 2016
(Fron-zoe)
The Dopest Most Illest Nigga on planet earth. He gives no fucks. Nay, he gives negative fucks. A Franzo Is free spirited, loves to partay and turn that shit the fuck up, down to earth and high as a kite. A Franzo is a master cocksman, and total Ben. He is the master of the universe. He thinks deep and is philosophical. He is a muthafuckin gangster. Chicks fully dig him. His steez is is the likes of which the world has never seen before. To be called a Franzo is the ultimate compliment a person can receive. When dopeness has gone beyond words, you are a Franzo.

This can be shortened to Fran, Franie, or Franz, Mr. Miagi, or Ultimate Pimp Master Fran (Praise be Unto Him).
Damn Franzo, you get so many hoes, damn my nigga... and you stack so much money... this shit is ridiculous.
Franzoi is a term for someone who is part of a really sick, cool, or violent gang. Also can be another name for calling someone a hypebeast.
Yo that gang is so Franzoi!

That person always wears expensive clothing, he is a franzoi.
franzoi by Barbra Brando May 28, 2018

Früngege 

Another term for a juul. Common amongst the boys. Known as the frün.
Yo could i cop the früngege?”
“Sure man but my pod is low”
Früngege by duttz August 16, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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