frozen rose

how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!

now you laught and enjoy

Maria: hey bob, i love you, and you have a nice ass.
Bob: thanks.
Maria: mind if i have a look at it?
Bob: Hell no, enjoy it.
Maria: Thanks, can you bow forward.
Bob: Sure.
Maria: please excuse my cold hands.
Bob: What?
Bob: What The Hell!
Maria: FROZEN ROSE!!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Maria: all your base are belong to us!

frozen rose by Valkyrie01 May 12, 2006

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frozen rose

a woman freezes a used tampon only to insert it in a man's anus when he least expects it, surprising him. designed to freak a man out.

Jen went down on Doug and pulled a frozen rose on him. Doug passed out in horror.

frozen rose by stictor September 3, 2005

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Rose and froze

When you get a boner (literal or figurative) for someone, then find out something really disappointing about them and the (literal or figurative) boner stops dead in its tracks.

"Man, that girl was so hot, but I found out she chews with her mouth open. I rose and froze."

Rose and froze by Zydrategirl87 February 26, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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