1) The one ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only dating for a few months.
2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.
2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.
by V_013 July 30, 2023
by Cardinal Wolsey. October 7, 2011
by deathforbreakfast August 18, 2017
Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"
by harry crisp June 29, 2011
The belief of self-entitled and often bitter females that their gender will irrationally excuse them from the consequences of both behaving unreasonably and of ignoring legal obligations such as Court Orders and the like
Petra refused to let her ex see any of his children relying on her front bottom immunity to excuse her from the potential criminal consequences of not allowing the children to enjoy the company of their father
by notfunny33 December 26, 2019