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friexusophobia 

A belief that everyone must label their sexuality (eg. straight, gay, bi, etc), and a fear, dislike, or hatred of people who do not.

Also a fear, dislike, or hatred of people who are in relationships (usually with someone of the same gender) without verbalizing a sexuality (eg. disliking a relationship between two girls because neither of them are homosexual, bisexual, etc.)

Friexusophobic people will often not see relationships as legitimate unless both of the people in the relationship have labeled themselves with a sexuality.

Friexusophobic people will also often label the sexuality of other people, saying that "oh, those two girls are dating, they must be lesbians," or "that guy likes girls and guys, he must be bisexual." Even if people have never labelled themselves that way, friexusophobic people will feel the need to give them a label (sometimes because they don't understand why people choose not to give themselves one).

Usually, the only circumstance where friexusophobics will accept relationships between non-labelled people is if it's a relationship between a guy and a girl, often just assuming that both people in the relationship are heterosexual, and only having an issue if either person verbalizes that they "aren't straight" or if either person in the relationship has been with someone of the same gender in the past.
"My father has friexusophobia, he isn't okay with me dating another girl because I won't call myself gay."
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007