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Freedom Boner 

To become figuratively erect during a moment of nationalistic pride.
I got a huge freedom boner when the NFL mandated the players stand for the national anthem.
Freedom Boner by justzach June 13, 2018
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freedom boner 

when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-fucker-ness
zach and andrew were talking about basic training and after basic zach said he had a freedom boner

Freedom Boner 

1. The erection you get when you free your penis from your tight underwear.
Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?

Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
Freedom Boner by antillianboy August 5, 2010

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.
I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!
Freedom Boner by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025
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