foul and a miss

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A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

foul and a miss by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

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foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

foul and a miss by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

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