An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.
Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"
Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."
Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."
by An Irritated Koala December 14, 2015
by Jedo Meister April 15, 2023