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Flunkdick

When a man is trying to penetrate a women and either can not find the hole or penetrates the wrong hole. When the women takes over to insert the penis the male is known as a flunkdick.
Tommy was so drunk last night he flunkdicked me for 10 minutes before I could get it in me!
by slehman July 15, 2010
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Fuckdicks

Something to say when you are angry, you can use it anywhere you would use fuck.
Person 1: Dude we have 2 essays due for Humanities tomorrow
Person 2: Fuckdicks!
by sofuckinpissed April 9, 2009
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fundick

when you put fun dip powder on your dick; preferably the tip and a girl performs oral to it
guy1: dude last night i got a fundick
guy2: what flavor
guy1: cherry
by arnold mcjagger May 24, 2012
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fuckdick

a) someone that is dumb enough to be an asstard and exhibits qualities of an asshole like nature.
1)When one of your roomates drinks the last beer in the fridge, and chugs it in front of you, laughing diabolically, while (he/she)finishes with a beltch
2)When you are driving and someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes and blow the horn, as well as possibly causing you to exert excess energy to raise you third phalange (your middle, or "fuck-you" finger)

In both instances you think "fuck, what an asstard...this dick needs to fuck off," thus making the asstard a "fuck dick"
by parker December 29, 2003
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Funkdicunt

A vagina that is riddled with pubic hair and smells like horse shit.
Dude, I got down on this bitch and she had the worst case of funkdicunt I've ever come across.
by Sliceman July 9, 2003
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Fuckdick

girl #1: don't you just love anal
girl #2: no! I'm not a fuck dick
girl #1 loves anal and is a fuckdick
by Caption12yearOld June 1, 2018
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FuckDick

Im gonna fuckdick you
by viewmodel February 16, 2022
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