Flunkdick

When a man is trying to penetrate a women and either can not find the hole or penetrates the wrong hole. When the women takes over to insert the penis the male is known as a flunkdick.

Tommy was so drunk last night he flunkdicked me for 10 minutes before I could get it in me!

Flunkdick by slehman July 15, 2010

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Fuckdicks

Something to say when you are angry, you can use it anywhere you would use fuck.

Person 1: Dude we have 2 essays due for Humanities tomorrow
Person 2: Fuckdicks!

Fuckdicks by sofuckinpissed April 9, 2009

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Flunkdick • fuckdick • fuckdickasshole • Fuckdick of a shit • Funkdicunt

fundick

when you put fun dip powder on your dick; preferably the tip and a girl performs oral to it

guy1: dude last night i got a fundick
guy2: what flavor
guy1: cherry

fundick by arnold mcjagger May 24, 2012

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fuckdick

a) someone that is dumb enough to be an asstard and exhibits qualities of an asshole like nature.

1)When one of your roomates drinks the last beer in the fridge, and chugs it in front of you, laughing diabolically, while (he/she)finishes with a beltch
2)When you are driving and someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes and blow the horn, as well as possibly causing you to exert excess energy to raise you third phalange (your middle, or "fuck-you" finger)

In both instances you think "fuck, what an asstard...this dick needs to fuck off," thus making the asstard a "fuck dick"

fuckdick by parker December 29, 2003